The 7 Lessons We Can Learn From Our Dogs All throughout my childhood, the one thing I ever really wanted was a dog. Ok, maybe as I got into my adolescent years, that desire was similarly accompanied by a strong hankering to have a girlfriend, a yearning that likewise went unrequited well into early adulthood. […]
New Year’s Resolutions I Am Sure Not to Keep 2023
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Jesus’s Xmas Wish List 2022
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The True Cause of Rising Inflation
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Acting is NOT Appropriation
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Oh Ye of Little Faith
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Say What You Mean
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Once in Awhile You Get Shown the Light in the Strangest of Places if You Look at it Right
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