Swimming in an Ocean of Plastic Crap Have you checked out your post-holiday recycling bin recently? It’s overflowing like the fountain of verbal vomit spewing from the mouth of Donald Trump being asked his candid feelings on Mexican/American relations. Have you looked down the street and seen the piles of refuse that your neighbors have […]
Nirvana is Overrated: The Official List of Best Grunge Bands
Nirvana is Overrated: The Official List of Best Grunge Bands This time of year, everybody has a list. Top news stories of the year. Best films of the year. Top sex toys for 2016. Yes, everybody has a list, especially the big guy in the red suit. Not wanting to be left out, I felt […]
Santa is a Pinko Commie Fascist
Santa is A Pinko Commie Fascist One of my favorite holiday traditions is sitting back on the couch with my kids and watching the disgustingly bad yet oh so saccharinely sweet animated holiday specials from my own precious childhood. The production quality may be something you would expect in a B-rate horror film, but I […]
Jesus and Buddha in a Steel Caged Death Match
Jesus and Buddha in a Steel Caged Death Match So, this is the first installment of TRUTH: in 100 words or less where I have made good on the promise to let the readers decide on what topic I will write about next. And this is what you have chosen. You sick, twisted fucks. Actually, […]
Why does Starbucks Hate Jesus?
Why does Starbucks Hate Jesus? Merry Christmas, everyone! Yes, I said “Merry Christmas”. Not “Happy Holidays”. Not “Seasons Greetings”. Not “Best Wishes for Profiting from Free Market Capitalism”. That’s right, I said, “Merry Fucking Christmas” people. Oh no, now I’ve done it; I’ve gone and pissed off people on both sides of the increasingly divisive […]
A Dramatic and Tragic Turn…
At this moment, he wanted to express to her, without words, the way their lives were enmeshed, intricately tied together. He wanted her to feel his heartbeat pulsating through his hand and into hers to form a unified, congruous rhythm. He squeezed ever so slightly and looked at her only to find her smiling […]
Baseball, love, and fate
Meanwhile, in the lower section above the first base dugout sat Faith and Gary. As Cal Ripken had come to the plate, Faith had started to rummage through her purse in order to find enough singles to buy each of them one last beer. Ah, but the winds of fate are fickle and precocious. If […]
Uncle Charles’s Compassion
From the time she was twelve, Faith would spend most of her summer vacations riding the orange line Metro to Union Station where she would then walk the remaining five blocks to Uncle Charles’s salon. While she had gone under the auspices of gainful employment, Uncle Charles imploring Sam to let him hire his favorite […]
Book Release & Signing Party Dates Announced
The Bookbar – Denver, CO Saturday, July 11 at 5:00pm I am very happy to announce a book release & signing party at the Bookbar in Denver, CO. Join me for an author meet and greet, buy a copy of the book to get signed and take part in an author discussion followed by a Q & […]