It’s Not Easy Being Green…or Black…or Native American…. I absolutely love The Muppets. Maybe I just have a thing for banjo-playing frogs, but one of my favorite childhood memories was ending weekends by gathering round the television on Sunday evenings and watching the latest episode of The Muppet Show. It ran for just 5 seasons […]
Don’t Rush to Cheer Limbaugh’s Death
This will probably come as a shock to absolutely no-one, but I was never really a fan of Rush Limbaugh. In fact, I hated every ounce of his corpulent, self-indulged ass and felt an uncontrollable urge to punch him squarely in his rotund piehole just about every time he opened it. But when I learned […]
Love ‘Em or Hate ‘Em, Brady’s the GOAT
So I’m going to start this week’s TRUTH: In 1000 Words or Lesswith a disclaimer: I am a lifelong New England Patriots fan. So go ahead and hate me right now. I totally get it. At least I am not some bandwagon junkie, hopping on-board the Patriots Express in the midst of their unprecedented crusade […]
Is Big Tech Silencing Free Speech?
Is Big Tech Silencing Free Speech? In the course of my illustrative teaching career spanning nearly a quarter century, I have taught just about every subject at some point or another. Yes, I’ve taught Physics, Algebra, Western Civilization, Chemistry, History, and of course, English. But of all the classes I have taught over the years, […]
Giving Karens a Bad Name
Giving Karens a Bad Name I’m going to start this week’s column by apologizing in advance to two very good friends of mine, both of whom are named Karen. We’ve all witnessed the proliferation of memes and derogatory comments that incorporate their name as a term of mockery and derision. Essentially, a “Karen” can best […]
Alabama, Clemson, Ohio State, Repeat…
Alabama, Clemson, Ohio State, Repeat… So how many of you out there watched the National Championship college football game between Alabama and Ohio State last Monday night? Yeah, me neither. I absolutely love me some football, but I cannot stand to watch the college game. Sure, you can rack it up to the fact that […]
Who Lit This Dumpster on Fire?
Who Lit This Dumpster on Fire? So this is where we are at as a country, huh? Well, that precipitous decline into moral bankruptcy and societal anarchy sure didn’t take long, now did it? What we witnessed last Wednesday was the tragic demise of American exceptionalism (if such a thing ever really existed) and the […]
More New Year’s Resolutions I’m Sure Not to Keep
More New Year’s Resolutions I’m Sure Not to Keep Well, here we are, a full week into 2021, and so far at least, it has sucked less than 2020. Admittedly that is one hell of a low bar of expectations, but right about now, we will all take it. I’m not sure where you were […]