I Just Can’t Listen Anymore As I drove my kids to school on Monday morning, I turned the radio to the sports talk station so that I could hear about the keys to the Broncos victory over the rival Oakland Raiders, but somehow that was not all I heard. Even the airwaves of sports media […]
The Politics of Fear I’m a sports fan and a fantasy football junkie who also happens to write frequently about the current state of politics and social news stories, so the president’s recent comments directed at Colin Kaepernick and other NFL players who have used their stage to protest against the racial injustices of our […]
While You’re Busy Making Other Plans Whenever I stop to contemplate whether or not I am doing a decent job of raising my two blessed little ones in an often chaotic world full of parental obstacles and missteps, I take a moment to remember that my son’s two favorite bands are The Beatles and The […]
Everything I Know About Life I Learned from Playing Golf As a kid, I must admit, I hated the game of golf. It seemed to me to represent the height of pretension, the type of self-centered jackassedness best embodied by Ted Knight in the seminal classic Caddyshack, and so I eschewed playing the sport until […]
I Love Me, I Love You, I Love Everything A lot of you enjoy the columns where I pick a topic of recent interest and just go off on someone or something, one of those eternal ravings I am occasionally known for where I am literally frothing at the mouth as I cast vitriol in […]
Tragedy Brings Us Together I must admit that I have never been a fan of organized religion. Don’t get me wrong, I’m fine with anyone believing whatever the heck they like. Shoot, you can put your faith in whatever crackpot religion floats your proverbial boat. We all have the right, after all, to be wrong. […]
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I Hear Guam is Nice This Time of Year Do you remember those old videos from the 1950’s in which schools went through regimented nuclear war training with students, teaching them how to huddle beneath their desks in the case of a nuclear attack? Yeah, they might want to bring those back. Because shit with […]
Non-Affirmative Action I seriously cannot believe I am about to type this sentence, but here it goes. I actually agree with a major policy decision of the Trump administration. Ok, there, I said it. Now please excuse me for a few moments. I think I need to go scour the stink off myself for the […]
Let Them Eat Cake Funny, when people mention a Colorado baker, they are usually referring to a shaggy dude wearing a tie-dye t-shirt and baggy pants who came here on vacation shortly after the state legalized marijuana in January of 2014 and then somehow never managed to leave. But in the case of this week’s […]
