Well, that got ugly quick, didn’t it? A couple of weeks ago, we all thought this was going to be a real election. We saw the poll numbers and believed that this one might actually go down to the wire. Many of us were hyperventilating into brown paper bags to relieve ourselves of the fear […]
Wipe that Stupid Smile Off Your Face So it appears that a group of maniacal lunatics dressed as evil clowns have been terrorizing the country recently, scaring the literal crap out of children in the woods, sending vague threats to local authorities, and forcing school closures nationwide. And this time I am not just referring […]
Damn it Feels Good to Be a Hipster We’ve all seen them. Our neighborhoods are being overrun by a new demographic, a group that continues to propagate and spread its cultural impact like a plague that infects the multitudes and then lingers without a cure. In recent years, their numbers have grown dramatically, […]
Them’s is the Facts, Kid…. We are a politically divided nation. Duh! I guess that’s hardly a shocker. We’ve been grappling with the malaise induced by a full-on political stalemate for at least a couple of decades now. So tell me something I don’t already know. The thing is, though, it’s gotten worse. I don’t […]
Take ‘Em Kicking and Screaming I’m not going to lie: I love the scheduling flexibility and freedom that my writing vocation affords me. Now don’t let that concept fool you; I work my tail off, and if you don’t believe that, I suggest you try writing and editing ten thousand words a week. I put […]
Old People Just Don’t Give a Damn!!! We have all had that moment. You are driving down the left lane of the two lane road near your house, heading to the store in a hurry to pick up some appetizer you told your partner you would get before your party, but you somehow forgot the […]
An Olympic Debacle C’mon, just admit it. You know you tuned into the Rio Olympics this past week at least in part to see the disaster it had all the potential in the world to be. You know that like Heath Ledger’s Joker, you wanted to see the dumpster fire this Olympics was supposed to […]
Please, Pokemon Stop It didn’t take long. No, this Pokemon Go craze was upon us quicker than flies buzzing greedily around a fresh pile of dog crap. Before you knew it, there were digital creatures all around you and hordes of mindless zombies roaming the streets in search of their virtual battle and entrapment. Suddenly, […]
America’s Legal Narcotics Cartel So now we know how Prince died. Guess that wasn’t all that big a surprise, now was it? Guy was popped up on more pain pills than a rhino at the zoo after knee surgery. It’s a bad sign when you are in your own home and you are carrying your […]
It’s Not That Black and White Whew-this has been a tough week. We Americans have watched too much violence, too many shootings, too much needless death. Let’s all take a collective breath in. Good, now let it all out. Nothing can erase the anguish of these families that have been ripped apart by the past […]
